Birdman Massage
Every Wednesday 2-4 PM, Thursday 4-6PM
Service
Back aching, legs cramping, and you haven’t even worked a full day? You need a Birds Massage.
WTF is that?
Picture this: You’re deep in a tropical rainforest. A parrot whispers its opinion about contemporary art in your ear. Its claws—softer than a Shandong steamed bun—knead away your existential dread.
Pick your poison:
Traditional Chinese-style massage
+ Art history ramblings from a parrot
+ Chirp chat with the parrot, become nature podcaster together
+ Black metal + gua sha—
WTF is that?
Picture this: You’re deep in a tropical rainforest. A parrot whispers its opinion about contemporary art in your ear. Its claws—softer than a Shandong steamed bun—knead away your existential dread.
Pick your poison:
Traditional Chinese-style massage
+ Art history ramblings from a parrot
+ Chirp chat with the parrot, become nature podcaster together
+ Black metal + gua sha—
Weekly Schedule
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Every week
• Weds 2-4 PM
• Thurs 4-6 PM
RSVP FROM BELOW👇
